Fire Pussy

ok so I was putting on Blistex (it’s medicated lip gloss for those of you who don’t know) and then I went to go finger myself to Tbag and I forgot that I used that finger to put on Blistex so my vagina burrrrrrned!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Here's a random fact about me: This might sound a little weird but sometimes I picture penises and vaginas walking around instead of the “whole” actual person.

Quiz

I got this quiz off Brittany's blog, feel free to fill it out and copy and paste it to your own. I like this kinda shit, it's a great way to get to know everyone a little better:)

6. last beverage: blood…Ok seriously, it was a diet Rockstar energy drink. It’s fucking good!

5. last phone call: mom

4. last cd played: wow, I haven’t listen to CD’s in awhile. So I really have no clue.

3. last BUBBLE bath: 2 weeks ago or some shit like that.

2. last time you cried: 3 or 4 weeks ago, I believe.

1. last meal: dinner, 1 virgin with a side dish of fresh cherries

6. have you ever dated someone twice? No

5. have you ever been cheated on?: That involved being in a “real” relationship, so no.

4. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?: No

3. have you ever lost someone?: Yeah, sometimes I feel like I’ve lost myself too. Uncertainty kills.

2. have you ever been depressed?: I try to not let it get the best of me but I am only human and it’s not my fault I was born knowing realism.

1. have you ever been drunk and threw up? Not that I can remember...I’ve gotten VERY drunk but I was never one to throw up. However, I’ve had a few close calls.

SIX things you did in the past three days:

1. Went to school: No

2. Went to work: Yes…*groans*

3. Kissed someone: Yeah, my dad.

4. Watched a movie: I’ve seen LOTS of movies in the past 2 weeks but none on the past 3 days.

5. Got drunk: Not yet, I’m trying to “take it easy” on the alcohol level for a change. I’ve been fucking out of control for the past year.

6. Slept: Yeah, I’ve actually gotten better sleep than I normally do this past week b/c I was more tired than usual.list

TWO things you want to do before you die -
Theres a lot more than 2 things I wanna do before I do so I'll just pick any random two.
1. Travel/See the World
2. Write a novel/series

In the past month did you...

Make one new friend: I sure did:)

Laughed until you cried: I don’t usually “cry” when I laugh so no. But I have laughed EXTREMELY hard.

Went behind your parents back: No, they’re cool, I have nothing to hide.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

1. Bush? I prefer shaved. Ok but for real now, I STRONGLY dislike Bush, I don’t even wanna think about him. He doesn't exist to me.

2. Gay Marriage? I am totally 100% FOR same sex marriages. I believe that you can’t help who you love and nor should you. Be free.

3. Lowering the drinking age? I don’t even think they’re should be a limit as long as you drink responsibly.

4. Straight, Gay, Bi?: I play on both teams

5. Who are the best hugger(s)? My mama

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, but I also believe it can lose it’s touch at second sight.



7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Oh Yes.

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? I don't know, I'm wearing a pyjama top (black Pink Floyd t-shirt).

9. What were you doing last night? I was too tired and exhausted to do anything. I smoked a joint, watched tv, read, and went to sleep.

10. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? A lot of things but the nearest one is: Go to England! They all pretty much involve getting away or going somewhere.

11. Last time you saw your father? today

13. Which hand do you like better? My left. My right one has a mind of its own. It randomly likes to cop feels.

14. What are you listening to right now? Ramble On by Led Zeppelin

15. Have you ever been in love? I love many people and many things but I've never actually been "in love" with someone, if that makes sense.

16. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yes

17. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? No, that’s bullshit

18. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? Krystals pyjama top because I spilt mint chocolate ice cream on mine :P

19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? People at work who wear fake smiles on their faces.

20. Most visited web page? Google.com. Its my homepage:P

21. Coke or Pepsi?: Diet Pepsi mmm mmm mmm!.

22. Do you have a crush? Sort of…

23. Do you like food? Well, yeah

24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Yeah, but I try not to dwell on it.

25. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? If they’re made to be like that, then no, but if it’s making them unhealthy, then yes. It’s hard to live up to societies standards but it’s not worth dying for.

26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?: Yes, I’m soooo lucky to have such wild, chill, accepting, and laid back friends.

27. Are you still friends w/ your ex? No.

28. Would you date an ex again?: No.

29. Single or Taken? Single

30. Happy about it? I'm always single for a reason and I love every minute of it.




Oh and before I go:

The "Houdini"

My all time favorite sex move is The Houdini:

You are doing a girl doggy style while she is facing a window to the outdoors. Half way through your thrusting, you "pull out" and your friend who is strategically hiding in the closet sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you. This is when you quietly exit the room, walk out side, knock on the window and wave to her.

Genius

I thought this picture was fucking funny. It may look stupid when in fact it is absolute genius...

Is Hell Exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell Exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.So which is it?If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

Welcome

This blog just doesn't seem right without some kind of opening or introduction so here it is:

It will feature anything and everything from personal experiences to random thoughts to sexual fantasies to pointless blabbering.

Oh and before I go I just want to set the record straight:
That's me on the right and Brittany is on on the left. But this message applies to all of you. You have been warned. (Thanks goes to Kori for finding this picture!)


~Trish~