ok so I was putting on Blistex (it’s medicated lip gloss for those of you who don’t know) and then I went to go finger myself to Tbag and I forgot that I used that finger to put on Blistex so my vagina burrrrrrned!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Here's a random fact about me: This might sound a little weird but sometimes I picture penises and vaginas walking around instead of the “whole” actual person.
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lmao, A little weird? hahahaha Trish, is your punani ok? I can massage it for you so it feels better. I wanted to let you know that today me and Lara had lunch together and we were talking about who has the nicest ass and we gave the vote to you. To this very day I'm still stunned at how your ass can be so round and firm at the same time. What I think is really funny is how you act like its not a big deal. Um, HELLO! Its a big, hard, fine deal. I wanna tap that from here to next Tuesday! Do you do like 2000 squats/day? Come on, just tell me, your secrets out now.
at least, your vagina is now smooth, hydrated and protected. Ready to use !!!! Enjoy it !!
Here's a random fact about me: This might sound a little weird but sometimes I picture penises and vaginas walking around instead of the “whole” actual person.
no.. it does not sound a lil weird! its a "whole" lot weird!!
lol.. oh god Tish.. you never fail to amaze me..
Tricia!!! AHHHAHHAA! OH MY GOD! Can I borrow some of that blistex? I'll get it right off your vag, if that's alright with you. As far as you picturing people walking around as penises and vaginas...haha! Oh man. I need to talk to you on the phone soon...you're obviously getting a bit out of control...plus, I miss my sexy lover...
I love you! Mwah!
Your vagina will taste so good, let me try, just a second... Ok it won't be just a second, but the word second sounds nice lol
Sometimes when I see a guy with a hot body and an ugly face, I try to picture him just like a selfmoving penis! I'd love to see people like big vaginas and penisies!
Tricia you literaly crack me up!
Claudia: Seriously, just come out of the closet already! I don't really know why my ass is hard, I don't do 2000 squats/day, wtf, lol. Ok but for real, I used to do alot but now I'd say I do around 20-50 BUT thats not everyday. It's really not a big deal, you just need to admit your gay so I can start boning you, ok? Thanks.
Elise: Thanks! Now I won't need lube!
Doya: LOL! come on, don't act like you don't ever think of things like that! hehe
Britty: You can borrow some anytime you like! Maybe you should stick some in your vag too! Ok so for real, I have some time off work so we need to talk on the phone because I missed you and you're right, I AM getting way out of control over here. Love you!
Tessa: Thanks for tasting it, I love tongues in my vag, lol. LMAO! A self moving penis, thats pretty wild, hahaha.
LOL! oh my...
ok this is gonna sound crazy but reading this (the blistex part) gave me the weirdest sense of déja-vu, and I just can't figure out why...seriously
and about picturing people as walking penises and vaginas, I read something about people who do that, they call them FREAKS!! hehe, no, sorry... but I did read somthing about it
Banana: It's deja vu because you've probably done it too! HEHE.
Wow, I ca't believe you read something about that! Thats a little strange...
You're just something else, you know that Trish, don't you? LOL! you crack me up!
Zee!!! You haven't been on blogger in awhile! Good to have you back!:)<3
Yeah, i know, it's been a while! but i'm gonna try and come on more regularly now! :)
YAY! I'm looking forward to that:) Ya, I've been pretty busy lately too, but whenever I can find some free time, I come on here make new blogs or comment on other peoples.
LMFAO@ Fire pussy... Trish you're a fuckin nut you know that? I love you!!!
I wanna hit that bad boy of yours real quick... so I can get mine fired up! LOL
SMOOCHES!!!
LOL, I'm the fuel that sparks the fire! I love you, Kori! <3<3<3
Holy shit, I just got ripped a new one by McFearson (and not even in the way I like...)
I'm going to be taking that out on your ass, little Miss Vampire Princess! Consider yourself stalked.
Remember: a restraining order is just another way of saying I like you.
Trish: I love you too... more than you know... I tend to get a little stalkerazzi... Fire in the Hole!!
Doc: Shut up... you know you like everything kinky... even shit in your eye!
Uh Vampire Queen... if blistex burns just imagine what vicks vapor rub could do!
Kori!! Doc: Shut up... you know you like everything kinky... even shit in your eye! LMFAO!!!! THat is sooo wrong on sooo many levels..if I wasn't used to it, I'd be in shock right now!! Hahaha! LOL!
Docling: You love when I rip you a new one...in every single sense of the statement. Do NOT lie.
Tricia..I love you! :):)
Doc!!! Its such an honour to be stalked by you, fiaally!
Kori: LMAO ok I cringe at the thought of vicks vapor rub, OW.
Britt: I love you too! omg I just screamed for no reason...its my tourettes again.
Tonight on the phone when you started that screaming shit..I was like, just stop now before you get out of control. HAHA! I looove when you scream like that..woo! Shit is hilarious!!
LMAO, I needed to be put in a cage because I was TOO out of control.
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