My all time favorite sex move is The Houdini:
You are doing a girl doggy style while she is facing a window to the outdoors. Half way through your thrusting, you "pull out" and your friend who is strategically hiding in the closet sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you. This is when you quietly exit the room, walk out side, knock on the window and wave to her.
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These sexy positions crack me up!
LMAO!! I like the rodeo one...
I love your lair btw! The pacman thing cracked me up!! seriously! I played pacman on my computer when I was little... I loved that shit, haven't played in a while though..
The endothermic/exothermic hell thing was hilarious, I love that guy now!! screw that Teresa Banyan chick, if she doesn't like the dude I'll show him my "appreciation"
HAHAHA... that shit is fuckin hilarious... OMG... if someone did that to me... I would die! LMFAO!!
I just asked Ryan what his favorite position is... and he said the furniture... whatever the fuck that shit is... dumb ass *rolls eyes*
Anyway, I bet you be pulling that Houdini shit all the time huh... freak!
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Anna: Anna Banana!!! You're back! How was NY, my love? OMG I LOVE the rodeo! Is this the one you're talking about?: "when fucking a chick doggystyle, tell her that you had participated in the same act with her sister or best friend the night before. As she becomes instantly enraged and tries to get away, you continue to hang on, like riding a bucking bronco".
HAHAHA I bet that dude would like you to show your "appretiation", fuck Teresa, he don't need her anymo!
Kori: Ya I pull Houdini's all the time, one of these days I'm gonna get charged for rape, LMFAO! I don't know what "the furniture" is but I know that "moving the furniture" means the parents are having sex while the kids are still home. SO ya, I don't know what kind of weird fantasies Ryan's into, LMAO!
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Doya: Awww thanks cupcake, I tried to make it as "welcoming" as possible fo you guys :P
p.s. sorry about the blood, some of my victims just tend to get "out of hand".
Tricia, my love..you know how I am with blood. You fuckin' wild ass! No, I love your page and I love that fucking song that's playing! I want you to do me while that song is playing. Okay? Great!
The Rodeo sounds fun! I always act like a wild bitch on the dude's cock...that's because when I want to ride, you better get out of my way..I usually don't like it, so when I want it..that's that. Just try and keep your hands on me, I grind so fast and hard the dude would probably have a dick attack.
I swear.
Lol Tricia! I've found something interesting in the 5th definition of Tony Danza:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tony+danza
"Last night Tricia was suprised by my expertise with the Tony Danza move. When she awoke, she declared that she had drempt of trains entering tunnels."
Britty: I will sooo totally do you when this song is playing, no problem! Anyways, I'm glad you liked it and I'm sorry about the blood, I hope it's not making you sick, is it? Oh and Brittany, you can ride my cock ANYDAY. I just got "hard" thinking about it.
Tessa: OMG LMFAO!!!!!! It's the 6th definition for me. Anywho, that was totally ME. I got Tony Danzaed. HAHAHAHAHA omg I still can't believe it said my name! ROFL
LMAO Houdini my ass,I think I would like that!! Me and that Tony Danza move go way back..oh the memories
LMAO i love Houdini from now.
you can't belive it said your name? oh!i can.
NY was great! and that is the one I meant, LOL! Ive heard some different versions, sister/mom/aids/a bunch of friends "surprising" by jumping out from a closet or something, with cameras yelling RODEO!
Michelle: you little dirtball! haha jk. ok one question: did you get tony danzaed or did u give tony danzas?
Caroline: I'll give you a Houdini since you love it so much. And to spice things up, I'm also gonna throw in "The Angry Dragon": When a chick is giving you a blow job, you blow your load in her mouth, then smack her in the head so it comes out of her nose"
It's kinda similar to the "cherry cheesecake/strawberry shortcake. Knowing all these sex moves clearly shows I have no life. I know this stuff better than I know my times tables.
Banana: I'm glad you liked it. Did you go anywhere special? Did you go shopping? HAHA ya there are different versions of the rodeo, thats just the one I'm most familar with. You probably know better though since you participate in them daily.
my daily rodeos LOL!! yeah, you know all about them....
I went to all kinds of places I guess, sightseing, since I've never been there before... I managed to stay away from Harlem, I took a little trip to Brooklyn by accident though...ahem... Did a little bit of shopping as well of course!!
accident my ass! You wanted to go there! Brooklyn's aight tho. I'm just glad you stayed the fuck away from Harlem, lol! Did you see NY at night? That's my favorite time to be in the city:)
but of course... Times square was amazing!!
I loved it! SOO different from where I live, right now (2.45am)looking out the window you could very well be the last person the planet...
Ya, times square is awesome! I love it there too:)
Wow it sounds very peaceful where you live. Peacful in the sense as in there's not a lot of noise.
Anna and I did the rodeo last night. We were up all night having wild international sex. It was hot as fucking hell.
Tricia, the blood isn't making me sick..I'm not that bad..well okay, maybe I am a little, but I can deal! :) I lover you!
That's right...wild hot sex, all nigh long!!
It is peaceful...at least at night, that is 'til I decide to sneak downstairs to get something to drink, fuck up and wake the whole damn house...LOL
Britty: I love you too! Remember when I was on the phone with you today and I kept screaming cuz I was so excited? LMAO. You bring out the best in me. And I in you. Literally. I'm in you.
Banana: Omg I totally know what you mean. When I try to be all quiet I always end up tripping over something or dropping shit. The other day I was trying to get something from my parents bedroom while they were sleeping and the fucking door started screeching and shit.
Tricia, how could I forget you screaming in the phone like that..it was fuckin' hilarious and I loved it! I definately, 100% want to go to this vampire/halloween ball with you..omg. Trish..I don't think I'll be able to control myself..plus, I'm one tastey morsel..you'll have to protect me from those sickos! LOL! That was hilarious when you said we'd get charged with assault and get locked up..then we'd be Con Vamps. I love it. Then you'll be T*Vamp.
you say you know these sex things better then your time table.. well that's one of the parts i love with you Tricia<3
now show me the angry dragon!
and when Tricia's T-Vamp she'll still be T-Vag right? *getting worried*
Well, it's like split personality..she's always, always T*Vamp, because she's a vamp..but sometimes she also has T*Vag..that's when she goes fuckin' wild. But don't worry my sweet Caroline, T*Vag is always there, waiting to pounce on mortal virgins!
*puh* the sweat was all over my vag, T-vag is to fucking good to loose, anyway you said she only was T-vag when she gets "fuckin' wild" and that calmed me down cause that is like....all of the time.
got got and got some more!!!But I'm ready to give some Tvag
Caroline, I'm glad you calmed down..but you won't be that way for long. It's time to spread them legs again, emergency landing.
Tricia, your pic made me a cum a river!
Thanks sexy baby! So did yours!
Fine... yours made me cum an ocean!
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